| Sakura and Kero come back out the window of her room, when the Mirror Card opens it to let them in. | |
| Mirror | Oh, welcome back, Sakura. |
| Sakura | Hey, I just suppressed the evil spirits that was arising around the sacred tree of Tsukimine Shrine. |
| Kero | Sakura did a terrific job today. She's growing stronger even after she transformed all the Cards at hand. |
| Mirror | Good to hear that. Uh, by the way, something weird happened to me today? |
| Sakura | What happened? |
| Mirror | When I walked out for shopping, five guys tried to pick me up in a row. |
| Sakura | Each tried to pick you up... you mean? |
| Mirror | Yeah, each... five times in total to be exact. OK, I think I'll return to the card form. |
| The Mirror Card turns back into her card form. | |
| Sakura | Hmmm, I've never experienced a situation like that. So the Mirror Card is attractive... [wearily] |
| Kero | Huh? Are you jealous of the Mirror Card? |
| Sakura | What are you talking about? I don't care because I
have Syaoran. Besides, I don't like to look for cheesy stuff
like that. Five guys in a row... In her disguise, the Mirror and I are quite identical... but what's the difference? |
| Kero | Looks like she's totally depressed. |
| Sakura calls Eli, who answers the phone at his house. | |
| Eli | Hello, Moon residence. |
| Sakura | Hi, Eli. I got a very big problem here. |
| Eli | Yes, I know. |
| Sakura hears explosion over the phone. | |
| Eli | Ruby, Layla, you caught 'em? (Back to the phone) Oops, sorry. |
| Sakura | Sounds like you've got a problem, too. |
| Ruby | Phew, we got him... finally. |
| Sakura | To tell you the truth, today is Valentine's Day, and I gave it my best and made chocolates for Tori, Li, Dad, and Madison. |
| Eli | Plus the special milk chocolate to Keroberos, didn't you? |
| Sakura | How'd you know? But I didn't want him to eat it without me knowing, so I locked the fridge... but he talked the Loop Card into warping the space-time to connect the inside and outside of the fridge so he could reach the chocolate. |
| Eli | The Loop creates a boundless world by warping and connecting two different points in the space-time. From another point of view, that space-time manipulation is the principle of the warp navigation. Keroberos was smart to think up of such a trick. |
| Sakura | On the first bite of the chocolate, he started raging anound the place and shouted his mouth was on fire. |
| Eli | Sounds like your chocolate and mine were swapped. Today, Layla made chocolates as well, but there's someone in my family that could be incontrollable if he gets drunk, so she flavored it with mustard kelp. |
| Sakura | Mustard kelp... (Stifling laughter...) ... Puff... Aha ha ha ha. Yeah, they were swapped, all right. Anyway, what made that happen? |
| Eli | The space-time was warped and connected the outside of your fridge and inside of my fridge, and then outside of mine and inside of yours. Twisting and connecting makes the structure never to be back at the starting point until you cycle twice going through back and front. I guess the Loop Card might have played a trick since someone diffrent than you ordered a command. |
| Sakura | I kind of understand half of your explanation... or quarter... or less. Too difficult for me... |
| Ruby | Hey, Sakura. You're responsible for it that we had to capture the dreadful drunkard that ate the milk chocolate unexpectely. |
| Sakura | I'm sorry for that. |
| Eli | Well, is Keroberos all right? |
| Sakura | I had the Water Card capture him cause he looked so hot. Now he's holding four ice bags and groaning painfully. |
| Layla | That was a bad idea, Sakura. A traumatizing experience like that can cause a disliking of food. |
| Ruby | You don't have what it takes to say that after you put some mustard kelp in the chocolate. |
| Spinny | I feel the same... Hiccup... |
| Eli visits Sakura's house. | |
| Sakura | Hi, Eli come on in. |
| Eli | Thanks for inviting me, Sakura. |
| They hear someone crying in Sakura's room upstairs. | |
| Sakura | It's Kero. It's good Dad and my brother are out today, at least. |
| Keroberos, in his Celestial form, is crying in the room. | |
| Kero | I deserve way better than this. It's not fair! |
| Eli | What seems to be the problem? |
| Kero | Hey, is that you, the reincarnation of... Tell me, why did you create me in the form like this?! |
| Sakura | Actually, Kero attended a cats' gathering lately, but... |
| Kero | Never talk about it, Sakura. |
| Eli | Then what happened? |
| Sakura | The cats kicked him out of the place, calling him a wimp 'cause he's got no whiskers. |
| Eli | People used to believed that cats' whiskers were vital spots, but recently this study was reported that losing or damaging their whiskers give no disadvantage for cats' lives. |
| Kero | That's not what I meant. I'm talking about why you didn't give me whiskers! I want cool-looking whiskers like theirs right away! |
| Eli | I wish I could. All I inherited from Clow Reed is his memory. I can't use the same magic unless I have the same motive, the same feelings that Clow Reed himself had when he created you, the guardian beast. |
| Curiousty gets the best of the cats, and they crowd out the window; when irritated Keroberos gets ready to breathe fire. | |
| Kero | Because you've got whiskers doesn't mean you're superior! Split or I'll give you something hot! |
| Sakura | Oh, No, Kero! Cool it! |
| Kero | Sakura, I'm so pathetic! |
| Meanwhile, the same conversation is held in England... | |
| Ruby | Hey, Suppi, how come you don't have whiskers even though you look like a panther? It's that Eli made a mistake in creating you? |
| Spinny | That's not it. Animals with whiskers such as cat family creep out people; on the contrary... |
| Ruby | Contrary what? |
| Layla | Without whiskers they attract women. They're like ``Wow, it's cute!'' It was pretty favorable to him, I guess. |
| Ruby | Sounds like Eli, disgraceful thing! Poor Suppi, you were created for his ego trip. |
| Back in Sakura's room, Madison gives Keroberos whiskers like cats. | |
| Madison | Here, how do you like 'em? |
| Kero | Yeah, terrific cool! Whiskers make me look even more powerful. |
| Sakura | Yes, you're right! You're a super cool Guardian Beast, Kero! |
| Eli | I didn't give him whiskers for a clever simplification. |
| Madison | In other words, you just cut corners. |
| Eli | Exactly... |
| Sakura comes home from school wearily. | |
| Sakura | I'm home, Kero... |
| Kero | What happened? You look so tired. |
| Sakura | There was a lot... Oooph... |
| Sakura collapsed on the bed. | |
| Kero | I just worry about you, kid. Tell me what happened at school. |
| Sakura | Yeah, today my magic went off unexpectedly, then the Mirror Card got visualized. |
| Kero | What? |
| Sakura | Unluckily, Tori walked by, and the Mirror Card got panicky trying to returning into the card form. So panicky, she involved me pulling me into the mirror world. |
| Kero | Holy cow! You mean you had to walk in the mirror world, don't you? |
| Sakura | Yeah, I saw my friends there. Zachary was not learned, but he was trustful. Chelsea was kind but shy. |
| Kero | I see. Everything was opposite... |
| Sakura | Mr. Terada liked to give his students detention every chance he gets, and Rita kept cursing him all the time. Nikki was a nerd and all she talked about was exams. |
| Kero | Thank goodness, I wasn't involved at least. |
| Sakura | When Madison got in the limo that picked her up, she said, “Walking is good for your strength, Sakura. Excuse me,” and she left me alone. She was such a snot! |
| Kero | The mirror world is just another world, so to speak. Hey, we got the spell from the Clow Reed's reincarnation kid, by the way. |
| Sakura | From Eli, you mean? Then that's the spell to give you whiskers? ... Oh! |
| Kero | What are you waiting for? Cast the spell on me. Do it, do it. Look at all the cats; they are waiting to see me changing. |
| Sakura | That reminds me that your alternative self in the mirror world has cool whiskers... |
| Kero | Wh- |
| Sakura | Wait a sec! This spell can flip the world into... |
| Sakura and Kero are being watched through a magic screen in England. | |
| Eli | [Chuckles] Sounds like Sakura has figured that out. |
| Ruby | You're meanie, Eli. You were behind the Mirror Card accident so Sakura gets scared of using the spell. I don't understand why you don't like Keroberos to have whiskers? |
| Eli | He's a creation of wizardry. He doesn't need such whiskers like cats. |
| Spinny | I don't think it's the persuasive reason why you should flip her into the parallel universe you created. You're crazy or something. |
| Kero is crying in Sakura's room just the same as Sorty-Shory 23. | |
| Kero | Don't I deserve whiskers? If I got whiskers the world would turn that terrible, huh? That's unfair! |
| Cat | Humph, he's just a wimp no matter what happens. |
| Sakura and the others are in the audience of the Latin speech contest held in Reedington Central Hall. Zachary, one of the participants, is making a speech in the stage. | |
| Sakura | Wow, I didn't know that Zachary speaks Latin so well. |
| Chelsea | Yeah, he's so talented I must admit. |
| Madison | He speaks about wild animals in Reedington. |
| Sakura | Hey, you understand Latin as well, Madison? |
| Madison | Yeah, a little. |
| Chelsea | Are there wild animals in Reedington? |
| Nikki | Squirrels... and you kow, some people see opossums at night on the hill back of the school. |
| In 30 seconds or 40, Chelsea jumps up on her feet, as she strides to the stage, taking the microphone off Zachary when she shouted: | |
| Chelsea | Don't take it serious! He's lying, he's lying! |
| She walks back to her seat dragging Zachary. | |
| Madison | Even in a public contest, Zachary's lie was as interesting as usual. |
| Zachary | Not just a lie, but a spice in a speech, girls. |
| Chelea | Shut up, Zach. |
| Sakura | Hey, Chelsea, amazing you understand Latin! |
| Chelea | No, I don't undestand Latin, but I somehow knew this freak was telling a lie, and that's all. |
| Sakura | Whoa... |
| According to some people who attended the contest, the chairperson of the jury was impressed by Chelea who had perceived Zachary's lie even though she didn't understand Latin; in his awareness of the latent power of the non-language communications he decided to give her jury's special award. | |
Sakura's BME Clinic © 2002–2008 Yuki Neco
