This fanfic is written in the form of a script. This is an extra episode
that I, Yuki Neco, made up—roughly the same length as the TV episode.
Suppose this fanfic is taking place in the middle of Sakura Card Season.
Uhh... I may have written Eriol a bit too weird... well, but he’s my
favorite character.
Sakura
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Wow, you’re making a doll, Rika? You’re a good sewer!
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Tomoyo
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Yeah, she’s really dexterous.
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Rika
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Thanks.
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Naoko
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But this looks like someone we know...
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Rika
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[Blushes]
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Yamazaki
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Did you know that dolls used to be men’s belongings
in ancient times?
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Chiharu
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Not again...
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Yamazaki
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Ancient dolls are just like a living person, and as big as this
human size.
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Sakura
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Why that big?
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Yamazaki
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Good question, Sakura. Those explorers took the dolls along with them
to their long-term exploration in a desert freezing continent,
where they missed their wives or girlfriends.
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Tomoyo
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In place of their wives or girlfriends?
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Yamazaki
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Yep. Those dolls had a fascinating device to remind them of their
wives or girlfriends; when they used the device, they could feel
a fascinating ecstasy. However, this guy was really into the
fascinating ecstasy, and he ended up spending his whole time with
his doll, so his girlfriend got mad, and...
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Chiharu
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Hey, stop lying. Don’t make me hurt you.
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Chiharu drags Yamazaki out of the place.
Sakura
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I’ve saved my allowance enough to buy some clothes, so I’m going to
the department store this weekend.
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Kero
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Hmm, you never wasted money, did you? You’re smart.
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Sakura
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I saw a cute outfit there. The love doll dressed in the outfit
looked very cute.
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Kero
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Mm-hmm. ...What did you say?!
They have love dolls in the department store nowadays?
What an age!
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Sakura
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What’re you talking about?
They have many for the window displays.
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Kero
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Hey, that’s a mannequin! Where did you get that weird word?!
You’re disappointing millions of your fans!
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Sakura
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Wait! Tomoyo told me that they call a big doll a love doll.
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Kero
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That’s not true.
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Sakura
| Are you sure? |
Kero
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To use it; first, you need to blow it up like a balloon, and...
Hey, what are you driving me to say?! [Hits Sakura on the head]
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Sakura
| Aw! You don’t know it, in fact, do you? OK, I’m gonna ask Dad about it. |
Kero
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This is not a good idea!
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Sakura
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He knows everything, he’s a professor!
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Sakura runs out of her room, slamming the door shut.
Touya
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I’m home.
Wh-what? I can sense an obscene aura...
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Sakura
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Hi, Touya. I’m asking Dad about a love doll.
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Touya
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Ugh, Dad...
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Fujitaka
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She learned this word someplace. I wonder if I should tell her
the truth...
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Touya
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I don’t think so. She’s too young to know it.
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Fujitaka
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You’re right.
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Sakura
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What’s wrong?
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Fujitaka
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Yes, it’s a difficult stuff.
Yeah, right. That’s what we teach in the university.
The students at my university took the exam on the love dolls
last year, and only five students passed.
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Sakura
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Is that so?
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Touya
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Phew.
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Sakura
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Then, I’ll study hard, so I’ll understand what a love doll is,
right?
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Fujitaka
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Oh...
But, Sakura, you shouldn’t say that in public.
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Sakura
| Why not? |
Touya
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Say, a talented person doesn’t need to show off.
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Eriol
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[Chuckles] That’s funny.
Using his ad-lib, Sakura’s father managed to distract Sakura
from the true meaning of that word, and now she wants to
study hard as the side effect.
But it isn’t an easy job to make it sound consistent to convince her.
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Suppi
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What are you muttering to yourself, Eriol?
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Eriol
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Oh, Spinel. The mistress of the Clow Cards happened to know a
problematic word, and is likely to cause trouble.
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Suppi
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What word?
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Eriol
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Love doll.
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Suppi
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That’s not a big deal, although she’s a little too young to know it.
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Eriol
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Look, she misunderstands the meaning. At this rate,
sooner or later she’ll declare that she wants to be
a love doll specialist.
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Suppi
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That is not good. [Stifles laughter]
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Nakuru
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Eriol, Suppi, what does that “love doll” mean?
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Eriol
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Oh, Ruby Moon, you’re here.
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Nakuru
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Say, what does it mean?
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Suppi
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You already know it...
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Nakuru
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Hey, Suppi, I don’t know it, Suppi!
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Suppi
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Who do you think you’re calling Suppi?!
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Nakuru
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Tell me, Suppi. I don’t know such a dirty stuff!
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Suppi
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So, you already know it.
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Eriol
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You two, stay here. I’m out of here.
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Eriol
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Implanting such a word into innocent Sakura, Daidouji-san is a
bad girl. There’s no end to her brother’s worry about Sakura.
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Eriol looks at his wristwatch.
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Eriol
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Hmm, it’s about the time. Well...
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Spinel
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I found you, Eriol.
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Eriol
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Spinel? You just scared me.
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Spinel
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What are you doing here? Going out all by alone.
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Eriol
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Shhh. Quiet, Spinel.
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Eriol eyes glimmer beyond his glasses.
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Eriol
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Hee hee, the girls’ softball team in Seijou high practice late
these days. They just lower their guard at this late hour,
so I can easily peep into the locker room.
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Spinel
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That’s why you went out alone...
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Eriol
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It’s not an easy job that I have to act like a serious-minded
fifth grader in the daytime. Oh, high school girls nowadays are
well grown. [Chuckles]
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Spinel
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But why do they practice so late?
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Eriol
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I hear the interschool softball tournament is just around the corner.
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Ruby
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Just around the coner? ~There’s a point on the horizen, where the
mountains meet the sea. Just around the corner~~
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Eriol
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Stop singing, or they’ll hear us!
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Ruby
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What are you doing, Eriol? You’re a peeping Tom?
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Eriol
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You’re here, too? You two, don’t get in the way of
my tiny little hobby.
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Spinel
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Don’t worry. That seems to me nothing like air.
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Eriol
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Hmm, right. I guess you don’t understand how I feel either, do you?
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Ruby
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You mean that’s because you’re a man? No, I don’t understand it.
Cause I’m not a human, not a man or a woman.
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Eriol
| Advantage or disadvantage, I’m a kid in appearance, but I’m an adult in
mind. This unballanced circumstances are merely an intermediate state to
make my wish from my previous life come true. |
Spinel
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Hmm, adult—you mean a slight difference than grown-up?
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Eriol
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Never mind such a little thing.
Oh, that girl with an innocent look, but she’s a sexy dynamite.
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Spinel
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If you’re so interested in women, why don’t you have your magic
freeze the moment to enjoy as much as you like?
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Eriol
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I’m enjoying this risky situation they might sense us.
This thrill is better than any magic.
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Spinel
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... [Sweatdrop]
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Ruby
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Oh, man. We shouldn’t have turned into our Celestial form and
been here. Peeping Tom... I should’ve stayed home and wathed TV.
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Sakura
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Hauu... this costume kind of matches with tulip fields
and windmills, I guess.
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Tomoyo
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Exactly! Like you said, the theme is “Dutch Sakura.”
(A love doll is called a Dutchwife in Japanese)
You’re cuter than cutest! Right, Syaoran?
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Syaoran
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I... I... [Blushes as a beet]
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Sakura
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Hey, today’s presence feels so scary... that I guess wering this
frilly outfits mean that I put myself in a more dangerous state.
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Yue
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Cerberus, this aura is...
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Cerberus
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Yeah, it’s Clow Reed’s essantial aura.
He used to radiate this kind of auta when creating a Clow Card.
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Sakura
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Kero, Yue, the aura is fading.
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Cerberus
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Find the source, quick!
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Sakura’s gang are run to where the aura comes from.
Sakura
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Something poured and I was almost buried...
I once experienced a situation like this...
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Syaoran
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I can’t block!
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Sakura
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That’s right! Erase Card can erase all the dolls!
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Cerberus
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Use another Card! Think!
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Sakura
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That won’t do?
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Cerberus
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That may do, but you’ve already transform it into Sakura Card.
You’ve got to use this chance to transform another Card!
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Syaoran
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Are you sure another Card will work?
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Cerberus
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I’m not sure, but I somehow hope there’s a way.
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Tomoyo
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Sakura! How about the Arrow Card?
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Yue
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Will the Arrow Card work on dolls?
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Tomoyo
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Love dolls aren’t ordinary dolls. I guess it’ll work.
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Sakura
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Tomoyo, if you insist, I’m sure it will.
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Sakura takes out the Arrow Card and throws it up.
Sakura
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Are you all right, Yue?
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Yue
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Yes.
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Syaoran
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Good job, Sakura.
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Sakura
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That was because of Tomoyo’s advice.
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Tomoyo
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They were just love dolls.
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Sakura
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You’re great, Tomoyo. See how hard I’ll study, because
I want to know a lot about love dolls like you do.
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Tomoyo
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Oh, my. I shouldn’t have said such a word to you.
Uh, I guess it’s no good saying that word in public.
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Sakura
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Oh, yeah. Dad and Touya said the same thing.
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Tomoyo
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Of course, they do.
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Sakura
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They said “a talented person doesn’t need to show off.”
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Tomoyo
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What?
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Syaoran
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What’s it all about?
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Tomoyo
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Anyway, you shouldn’t say such a word.
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Sakura
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Hoe? Not untill I become a college student?
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Tomoyo
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I guess you’ll know it before you become a college student,
but none of your fans would be pleased.
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Sakura
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What do you mean? I’m really confused!
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Tomoyo
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For better or for worse, once you know what’s a love doll is,
you’ll hate to talk about it in pulic for sure.
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Syaoran
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Hey, Tomoyo. What are you guys talking about?
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Yue
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Clow’s relative, it’s rude to ask a lady such a question.
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Cerberus
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Oh, that means you already know it, too, Yue?
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